new kickas, ezzzz on the wally joyner…
July 7, 2008 | Filed Under clothes | No Commentsa bit of days back in my time, i saw this dude with sweet kicks. he said he got them in venice for a mere twenty american dollars… i found em… i got two… if you want to find em, you’ll have to ask… meow
git hur did done…
July 6, 2008 | Filed Under life | No Commentsfourth of july equals chop hair off day for some of us… me… funk… thats it i guess. shortest in years kids. like, shortttt.
new bars and grips for the whizip…
July 3, 2008 | Filed Under bicycle bicycle bicycle! | No Comments
i’m dreaming…
July 2, 2008 | Filed Under life | No Commentsand its in orange…
and its only 2300 bones…
and it only has 4o00 miles on it….
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why isn’t my loan done!
its like a freakin double-decka bus y’all
July 2, 2008 | Filed Under furniture, life | No Commentsso big willay is moving in with me and this is gonna be the set-up. its like old times in the younger years of putting three or four people in a room. its like a crackhouse, but we don’t smoke crack. or a whorehouse, but we aren’t whores. like an orphanage, but we ain’t no orphans.
about eleven months later…
July 1, 2008 | Filed Under clothes | No Commentsi’ve broken wind in them, urinated in them, biked in them, spilled food upon them, probably pooped in them, blown my nose on them, wiped oil on them, sand papered wood on them, slept in them, used them as a pillow, spilled countless variations of alcoholic beverage upon them, febreez’ed them… haven’t washed them. very gross. its almost time.
shall i shart?!
